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Meth Demotivational Poster


CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.




CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.


TAGS: meth drugs animal life
Rating: 4.43/5

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dslohand - August 26, 2012, 7:38 pm
HUMMMMMMM I just might have dated thats mom. Maybe, probibly...it was long ago. 5 good frights though
falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:46 pm
What the...I don't even...


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.15/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:22 pm
Sounds like wives that can't mind their own business kill as many people as guns. Anyone else take that away from this?
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!


20 Something -




METH ADDICTS -


TAGS: dog meth addict
Rating: 3.75/5

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Bob D. Sailor - November 11, 2009, 10:12 pm
The only thing that comes to mind for example 2 is "KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"


AGE - You're never too old to learn something stupid


TAGS: old stupid something learn
Rating: 4.24/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 8, 2009, 12:47 am
This poster is very good. I like to see restraint in the new folks, it's usually always funnier that way.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:22 am
No, seriously, it's in the approval cue right now.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:09 am
On its way.
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm
Young teenage kittens?
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
So then ... Zed, we can expect something mildly amusing from you soon, about, say ... kittens?
Zed - December 7, 2009, 11:47 pm
Tell me about it. I accidentally impaled my foot on a frozen herring last Wednesday trying to come up with the perfect motifake. d*** faulty rocket launcher...
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
And if you're a serious motifaker, you will fail hard... and it'll suck. It's all about doing your best.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:43 pm
Glad to hear it, Nadeor. Just take your time with what you are working on. Motifake will still be here in the morning. So you're off to a good start.
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
Thinkin' the exact same thing
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:11 pm
Bart's Hasslehoff?
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:10 pm
I've seen creepier
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:07 pm
Avatar........ creepy.......
Nadeor - December 7, 2009, 11:05 pm
thx Sean, new guy here, trying my best to not fail
Sean - December 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
This is quality. Well done.


MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.




life -


TAGS: hiding life silly monty python and now for something completely different
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:41 am
Then can you tell me how you got yourself into those leotards...teehee
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:08 pm
Been There .


CRYSTAL METH -


TAGS: meth crystal ugly h** girl irony
Rating: 2.77/5

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Derek - March 27, 2010, 5:26 am
What a jolly lot they are.
Krissie - March 26, 2010, 7:24 pm
I live in NW Indiana....and, d*** meth is a big problem here...


QUIET - If I don't move, maybe they won't see me.


TAGS: cute something animal funny
Rating: 2.11/5

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440wakeup - August 4, 2011, 11:27 pm
should be wont eat me


POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!


TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

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GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!


FEAR - This is what it looks like.


TAGS: did he lose a bet or something
Rating: 3.09/5

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[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 10:41 pm
And yet another IMAGE,zat will stay with me a good while especially when the house settels @ night.


FLAMETHROWER - Always efficient


TAGS: fifth element flamethrower always efficient jean baptiste emanuel zorg
Rating: 2.35/5

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Johnny - October 25, 2008, 6:30 pm
LoL... ya, if they used a real one they would burn down that set in a heart beat.
michael - October 25, 2008, 7:03 am
thats not a real flamethrower....it runs on propane, not kerosene....kool picture anyway


BUREAUCRACY -




REMORSE -


TAGS: feeling bad over something good
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - May 5, 2012, 11:28 am

Thanks!~~
dy2012 - May 5, 2012, 1:53 am
nice


SICILIAN STRESS REDUCTION -


TAGS: aggy said his ansestors used this methodology
Rating: 4.19/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:12 am
The last time death was this beautiful was when Farrah Fawcett died. 5L.
spacedog - January 5, 2010, 9:45 pm
Well done Bone, 5Ls.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:16 pm
It's more of a how-to pamphlet. 5 lions who ain't talkin'
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

love this, very thought provoking.


ABJECT FEAR -


TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!


FLAMETHROWERS - Bullets have a name on them. Grenades are to whom they concern. Flamethrowers are for Eavesdroppers.


TAGS: flamethrowers
Rating: 4.04/5

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RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:14 am
True, So True


RODENTS - The scourge of humans the joke of gods and a great chew toy for all




OH NO NO NO NO NO NO.... -


TAGS: my momma done told me bring home something for dinner
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:52 pm
Oh no no no no no!!!! I won't do it.
Player_Meyer - September 14, 2009, 4:16 am
Ahhhh lumpa lumpa lumpaaahh lumpah luhmp... LMAO
MrRandom - August 25, 2009, 5:50 pm
Win out of 5
MO - August 25, 2009, 4:59 pm
Yup yup yup!!! 5!!
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 4:09 pm
IIIIIIIII'm bringing home a ba-by bum-ble-beeeeee, won't my Momma be so proud of meeeee!


WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN -


TAGS: dirty clean junk flamethrower funny
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2013, 2:19 am
Hope you destroyed every one of those fu**in' teeny pieces of Lego! Thousands of feet offer you 5L in gratitude!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2013, 11:28 pm
Looks like the room on the left got hit by a short, squealing, two legged tornado. Those things are like lawnmowers. Get one cranked up and you have a day's work ahead of you.
Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 6:15 pm

If I could vote 5,000,000 Lions I would. As the only person who cleans ANYTHING in my house, I've had that 'flamethrower moment' more than a few times.


QUOTING THE CLASSICS - Always in good taste...




ENLIGHTENMENT -


TAGS: becoming one with something alright
Rating: 2.86/5

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RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:59 pm
If they did, you just filled it by reading this.


RIGHT! -


TAGS: right stop that and now for something completely different pzy
Rating: 4.81/5

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Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:29 pm
Is the first picture from Fawlty Towers?
ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:39 am
Automatic approval rating of 5L
Airman - February 28, 2011, 12:30 pm
lol


HELLO, SUSAN... -


TAGS: must be some kind of interweb code or something eh
Rating: 4.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:12 pm
I thought that $20 was for me.....weren't you happy with the service?...5 hungover lions.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:09 pm
LMAO!!!
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 1:26 pm
whoo-hoo!! forget something last night Moo+? 5L


BONECD - It took awhile, but he doesn't have to go shopping anymore


TAGS: a method to his madness
Rating: 4.41/5

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GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:38 pm
PS...5L
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:38 pm
what I love about Airman...Is how he show's his love towards his other Motifakers,..you better be a MAN when he does...cause he don't spread the love to nobody he don't love
Airman - March 1, 2010, 5:42 pm
I switched it to Target so it would make Bone seem a touch classier.. just for the day
spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:35 pm
Everyone needs a hobby. 5Ls.
stygian616 - March 1, 2010, 5:17 pm
taken straight from the list of ways to get kicked out of wal mart but I'll give it 5 l's
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 3:33 pm
That's 5 you know d*** well that's true anti-shopping Poodles...LMFAO!!! As MrsBone says; "He'll only shop for golf equipment and tools..."


CHOCOLATE IS GOOD FOOD -


TAGS: something for the ladies day
Rating: 4.28/5

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sickartist - March 25, 2010, 10:31 am
Nice angle to the challenge, Ice


MUST HAVE COFFEE -


TAGS: caffine c8h10n4o2 1 3 7 trimethylxanthine addiction
Rating: 3.96/5

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Derek - February 22, 2010, 5:14 am
Funny???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:41 am
All the logos and gimmicks in the world will not make this funny.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:40 am
Oh, just for the usual reasons.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am
Nah.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:38 am
Do we have bombers among us?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am
Enjoy your rating while it lasts, kid.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:15 pm
Excellent Derek, 5Ls.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:27 am
Very nice, D.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:15 am
5 LOL's!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:56 am
This poster was the best part of waking up!


ACHIEVEMENT - Why do something useful, when you can do something amsome




Funnel Cakes -


TAGS: carnival funnel cake cooked meth
Rating: 4.93/5

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Pikeman - May 25, 2013, 12:32 am
After they have done it a couple hundred time taking 30 minutes means they were toasted when they did it.
5150monkeylove - May 23, 2013, 4:24 pm
The one reason I refuse to ride carnival rides. I have seen those critters setting them up. Sorry, but the "zipper" should take more than 30 minutes to construct.


POLLEN SEASON -


TAGS: pollen addicts meth sudafed
Rating: 4.91/5

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Ism - April 12, 2013, 3:14 am
I have a 15 ft Magnolia tree beside my Driveway & the wind direction off the Lake means my Truck is doomed... I promise myself every year I will cut it down... and never do it :
Silverheart - April 12, 2013, 2:43 am

I saw that all the time when I lived in North Carolina. Had to hose down the car every day at least once so we could see throught that yellow crap.


AND IF YOU ORDER NOW -




SAVING MONEY - The Redneck Method


TAGS: saving money redneck method
Rating: 4.6/5

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ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:41 pm
He-he=he. VG and a 5L.


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: calendar say something good help
Rating: 4.44/5

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Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:24 pm
I think I make a sign with this pic. There's no need to talk anymore. Just show my new sign... thx for this ^^


SILLY HATS - They prevent a "there's something about Mary" moment




UNCLE ANOLOGY -


TAGS: something not right saturday calendar
Rating: 4.31/5

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mariand - October 8, 2011, 8:47 am
nice


TURN RIGHT -




SHOPPING -




OUR FLAG -


TAGS: something new
Rating: 3.68/5

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Sho - December 20, 2011, 7:16 pm
Nicely thought, kinda
Airman - April 26, 2010, 1:09 pm
boy, you snopes guys are right on top of things, eh? Have you checked the Minnesota National Guard web site?
rerun - April 25, 2010, 7:26 pm

I lay awake at night wondering if any of my posters will pass the "snopes" challenge.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 7:24 pm
Wow! You're a lot of fun.........Do your facts keep you warm at night?
HAL8999 - April 25, 2010, 7:20 pm
Sorry, but the nature of the text and the obviously bogus interpretations given set off my BS-detector.
HAL8999 - April 25, 2010, 7:16 pm
However, the ceremony a**ociated with it may have a speech or script that will read. That is what is then taken as the central part of the flag-folding 'ritual', not the simple action of folding and presenting it.
HAL8999 - April 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
The moment I read it I checked on Snopes. There is no particular meaning given to the folds as there is no written code or tradition that requires anything but that particular way.
Airman - April 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
Sven- that's what I always thought, till this article showed up.
Ramon - April 22, 2010, 7:41 am
Not my flag, but it was nice.
bruce - April 22, 2010, 12:31 am
no punchline = no lions
Sven - April 21, 2010, 9:39 pm
Or maybe it's just 13 folds for the 13 original colonies/states...
ICEMAN - April 21, 2010, 8:42 pm
Thanks for that, Airman. 5L


THE RELIGION OF SCIENCE -


TAGS: gotta believe in something i guess
Rating: 3.05/5

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Bah - September 9, 2009, 12:06 am
Three cheers for experimental confirmation! Death to purely observational conclusions!
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 11:51 am
It's all good. I think there are parallels that are unexamined (that I'm aware of, anyway). I also think this point of view is pretty much bound to piss off just about everyone. I'm not saying it's "right" or "wrong" - it just is what it is.
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 11:32 am
Sometimes Haar...well lets just leave it at that. Hey, but then again where would we be without it (science that is). Sometimes I rant, usually about once every 6 months, to hear myself.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 10:41 am
Eh, fuggedaboudit. For what it's worth, Bone, I'm not big on Organized Religion, either. Or Science. I am a big fan of the sub-sect of Science - Technology, though.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 10:36 am
Higgs boson and the Standard Model of sub-atomic physics, or the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit? Guess we'll see what the Large Hadron Collider at CERN has to say on the matter. I would expect that with the amount expended on the project, the
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:20 am
Does this destroy my belief that there is a God...No! But then I have no use for organized religion either, or it's abuser that can create or define an enemy out of another's belief. I'm done, nuff said, bye.
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:14 am
lead us to rules and theory. We then try to use these to make life easier (let nature to the work) for us...or is some sad but necessary cases, defend ourselves from our enemies (and I use that term loosely).
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:09 am
There is no mysticism. We prove things can happen mathematically first, then we engineer and build around that calculation. It's really kinda simple in that respect. Math, physics and a desire to explain how nature (insert God if you wish) works...
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 9:21 am
We could start with Oppenheimer, Nagasaki and Hiroshima and move on to Western medical practices. Beyond my limited scope, though. I only maintain that there's a certain degree of mysticism in all those camps of thought.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 9:16 am
Fritjof Capra's "Tao of Physics" turns 34 this year. I'm not too keen at burning at the stake for the sake of either science or religion, mind you. If you accept the argument as valid, though, then how many people could you say science has sacrificed?
Sean - June 12, 2009, 9:28 pm
But they won't burn you at the stake for declaring your dissent, nor ... (I deleted the rest as I started to get way too preachy and made no effort to end on funny)


An elephant in the room -


TAGS: do something of substance
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - June 8, 2013, 7:44 pm
Thx guys
rerun - May 31, 2013, 7:04 pm

Intense.
GaryO - May 31, 2013, 8:40 am
Dang, I do love a string of profound posters on a Friday morn. Cheers, RD. 5L


O Canada -




Not Another Word -




Cattle farts -




That was Me -


TAGS: posting telepathically something funny me
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 11:58 pm
haha! I see what you did there :-D
Ism - April 25, 2013, 9:39 pm
I am also Single, Ruggedly Handsome and I can Cook... justsay'n
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:10 pm
Wow! You must have the same sick sense of humour as me...5Looney!


BEING A GOOD MOTHER AND A GOOD WIFE IS REAL WORK BITCHES. - Screw This Taking Care Of My Children And Husband. It's Too Hard. I'm Gonna Get A Job Where I Only Have To Work Eight Hours A Day.


TAGS: real work mether s
Rating: 4.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:08 am
I know, gosh! And then after a twelve hour day, they don't want ***? Just lie there.


Following instincts, not the herd -




ESKIMO KISSES - Seriously... would you want to do anything more than rub noses with something like that?


TAGS: kissing methods extreme cold
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 10:07 am
Hahaha...me too.
Ron2 - December 23, 2012, 7:02 am
I don't get enough sleep. Either that or I am just plain old and can't see. I'll blame it on sleep for another 20 years : )
MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 2:19 pm
No it didn't...if you think hard enough...it applies to kissing that as well...teehee. No problem Ron2.
Ron2 - December 22, 2012, 7:27 am
wow, that went on the wrong poster.
Ron2 - December 22, 2012, 7:26 am
The strength of many comes from the strength of the one. If the one is not strong, neither is the whole for they will be the weakest link. Individualism must come before collectiveness.


FEAR -




ALAS O'LORD -


TAGS: rapture something doesn t look right
Rating: 4.62/5

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Feasibly - May 23, 2011, 7:44 pm
HA! It's about time someone else's monitor got doused besides mine....a beverage alert b***on would come in handy sometimes.
Reality Lord - May 22, 2011, 9:06 pm

dammit...coffee....through the nose....onto the monitor...again.
rerun - May 21, 2011, 7:56 pm

The "smiting" shall start tomorrow, after a hearty bacon breakfast.


MOTI-LAND -




I'M GONNA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR -


TAGS: there s something about mary south pacific cameron diaz
Rating: 4.47/5

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GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:17 pm
Bingo! Good'n Cynic
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 2:23 pm

OMG!~~Started the day with a blood draw at the lab and a visit with the doc~~and things went downhill from there. Thanks for the HUGE 5L laugh!~
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:57 pm
Some reason, do the 'do pops into my mind. 5L giggle, thanks!
PapaFox - July 9, 2013, 8:13 am
Great for a morning LOL! :-D


MEANWHILE AT THE FORUM -


TAGS: fixing something that wasn t broke
Rating: 4.42/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:43 am
Touche'
motifake - June 3, 2010, 11:41 am

LOLOLOLOL
Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 11:04 am
ROR!!! Good one culos!


SWIMSUITS FOR THE PRO -


TAGS: apr 2 swimsuits maybe he was talking about something a little more modern
Rating: 4.38/5

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Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 4:28 pm
Touche' Matt. Now go back to doing your shuffle! J/k
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 4:24 pm
Careful Face... that's how rumors start.
Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 12:14 pm
Nice one Matt! 5inches of skin for you
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 7:58 pm
Atta boy, Matt! 5L.


FOR THE LADIES -


TAGS: marchallenge something for the ladies
Rating: 4.24/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 28, 2010, 1:56 am
I guess I'm safe for now, then. sigh.
sickartist - March 25, 2010, 2:33 pm
Sorry...the humor wasn't aimed to the Junior High section of the Trailer Park.
Bovee - March 25, 2010, 12:54 pm
He might be a husband but i see no man in this picture.


LOGICDUDE RULES -


TAGS: you thought i meant something else eh ld
Rating: 4.13/5

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camden - March 25, 2010, 7:54 pm
1. but we want him to multiply 2. okay, i dont like light either 3. oh come on its not like he'll be too bad
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 14, 2010, 3:37 pm
He's daddy to lots of people, at least the test results say so.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:15 am
LogicDude is my daddy.


NO MOTIFAKE AT WORK - BOSS ON MY BACK USERS UP MY BEHIND I'm ready for some stress relief


TAGS: stress ny ass i m gonna kill me something now get back in the box gimp
Rating: 4.05/5

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phydeaux - April 3, 2010, 3:34 am
I can't even begin to tell you...sheesh...thanks Ag
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 3:32 am
A massive 5.9L


AIRMAN -


TAGS: tribute to airman can you hear the song i went to the dangerzone something something dangerzone
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:31 am
...and the Lord striketh it down! Told ya.
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:22 am
HaHa!!! I saw that comin' as soon as I clicked POST COMMENT!
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:21 am
I'm on my 8th Guinness... I just dropped a strong one, too... what's your point?
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:20 am
I just dropped a strong one in the queue, Aggy. That said, who knows though.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:19 am
At least he didn't take the volleyball route.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:18 am
Last I checked... yes. Yes it is.
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:17 am
Okay, fine... how about "Mavericky" Wait is that a word?
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 12:16 am
Highway toooooo the dangerzone
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:15 am
5L, yes... but gangsta?
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:10 am
Gangsta. 5.


NEW RELIGION - I dunno... there's something Goofy about it...




CHAGRIN ON ICE -




METHAMPHETAMINES - I never have any fun playing Crazy Snakes with Herbert. He always cheats.


TAGS: family guy herbert meth
Rating: 3.89/5

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Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 2:35 am
HAHA! I like this one. I'm not in love with it but I like it. If I could give you 4.5L I would.


GOLDEN EGGS -


TAGS: just something for the 1400 poster 16 months of work cubby a harder worker
Rating: 3.65/5

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spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:19 pm
Congrats and keep going strong.
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 5:24 pm
Yes you have, hundreds, and hundreds of them. Congratulations on 1400 Golden insights. 5 Golden Eggs
rerun - December 2, 2009, 4:29 pm

I know I have more than a few bombs out there.


REGAL CREST -


TAGS: who knew canada could make something so ghetto fabulous
Rating: 3.61/5

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agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:43 am
Ahhhhhhhh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:41 am
No, The epileptic goats are a plus.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:39 am
That's a plus!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:39 am
The sheep are d*** near catatonic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:38 am
Yeah, But not for the reason you'd think.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:37 am
Let me guess.... only terrified rabbits?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:32 am
It's the space between Manitoba and Alberta....we call it "The Gap".....The only upside is that you can drive across it blindfolded cuz there's no turns.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:30 am
I remember that name from a song in a Muppet movie... not quite sure where it is, but I know they didn't want to be there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:28 am
Saskatchewan then.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:27 am
Quebec isn't nice this time of year... or century.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:25 am
No...No.... We're cool....I do hear Quebec is nice this time of year.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
That's it... I'll just find work up north, then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
You can still sell oranges on the weekend.....just not near my house.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:21 am
And your night job.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:21 am
Are you telling me to quit my day job?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:18 am
Maybe if they couldn't buy a taco or churro on every corner that wouldn't happen....HMMMM?......Ever think of that?
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:10 am
It's ridiculous, I know. Obesity is a handicap here. It's just the a**ociation's blatant tactic to increase their numbers in order to gain more leverage. AARP did it here, too... signing up people in their 30s.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:53 am
That must be really difficult considering the number of grossly obese people your laws consider "handicapped"......We put sleds under'em.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:48 am
Do they have wheelchairs in the states? No... we just kick our handicapped people down the street. Tere really aren't any designated kickers... it's just done by anyone walking in their direction of travel... who isn't wearing pointed or open-toe shoes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:42 am
maybe we could save up widgets like those wheelchair soda can tab thing.....do they have that in the states? (notice I said soda, so not to confuse you)
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:40 am
Send any spare Guinness to the AGGY fountation. a**istance for Guinness Guzzling Youth.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:39 am
That's really sad....Is there a charity for people like you?
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:36 am
Never had Tullamore. Whiskey doesn't normally sit well in me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:34 am
Jamesons mostly, I like Tullamore as well.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:32 am
Jamesons or Bushmills?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:11 am
While Canada does make a fine whiskey....You have to go to the Irish for the best ones IMO.......We're talking about people who would rather eat plain boiled potatoes than waste grain on food.
CANADA - September 30, 2009, 12:22 am
I don't care for it either. im more a fan of Segrams and Sleemans
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 12:17 am
Guinness, Grey Goose, Don Julio Anejo, Tanqueray. (aka: No, not a fan)
CANADA - September 30, 2009, 12:13 am
a crown fan are you?
Sean - September 29, 2009, 11:46 pm
In answer to the tags ... not me.


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ITSY BITSY SPIDER - Went up the water spout


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Shifty - August 23, 2010, 9:45 pm
Dude I work with the guy who took this pic. That's here on Okinawa, about a week ago.


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HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF - Just like we told England in 1773, it's time to tell Washington D.C. that we've had enough!


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Haarakkon - October 20, 2009, 11:12 pm
Fortunately we've all been able to amass a small fortune under the Republican Administration's guidance over the previous 20 years, so it's all moot.
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:09 pm
You're right 1000 yrs from now, no one will care. However, my kids and grandkids will care since they are being saddled with the out of control deficit spending. That is why I care now. 1000 yrs from now I won't care because I'll be fricken dead.
Mark Santiago - October 20, 2009, 9:39 am
PFS Pretty Fuc**** Stupid. 1000 years from now, who's gonna care. Get over it.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 1:18 am
HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF Looks like a bad burrito to me. So it's the couch for you tonight, hun.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 9:10 pm
If they sleep on my couch, where am I gonna sleep? Also, If they show up here I'm just gonna rob 'em and take them to my pig farm in BC.
TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 8:37 pm
As long as they bring funyuns its all good
Sean - July 15, 2009, 6:54 pm
I can't help you anyway. HA HA. Fine, any of those whiny teabaggin' Yanks show up here, and they're sleeping on YOUR couch.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 6:49 pm
Way to decide for all of us Sean. Oh Wait you're from southern Ontario right....You can't help yourself.
Sean - July 15, 2009, 6:05 pm
You ain't joining Canada. That's all I'm saying.
Ed-Hyde - July 15, 2009, 4:42 pm
Secession anyone?
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:50 am
Very good observations, LD and AD. I hadn't thought of those points.
LogicDude - March 28, 2009, 9:43 pm
This has to be north of the Mason-Dixon...otherwise they'd be dumping in sugar and sliced lemons too!
agdaniele - March 28, 2009, 9:03 pm
Either way, keep buying tea... we need the economic boost!
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:05 pm
If you sit back and let out tax dollars, your children's tax dollars, and your grandchildren's tax dollars get spent in this "change" to socialism, then you are f***ing retarded.
These people - March 28, 2009, 11:33 am
Are f***ing retarded


MONARCHY - Send strings and tags from tea bags to the White House. Tell King Obama that we didn't accept this from King George III and we won't accept it from him.


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WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:26 pm
I do agree that China has always been PO'd at us (we support Taiwan). However, they now own most of our debt so we are in a weaker position with them than ever before and that is very dangerous.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:24 pm
ILB, so you don't conceed that 9-11 drove necessary spending in order to protect the US from future attacks? The deficit was trending up towards the black again until Dems took the Congress. I have a poster that shows the bar graph if you'd like.
ILB - September 27, 2009, 11:01 am
Check your facts Todd, while unemployment is high, the Chinese have always been PO'd at us and consumer spending was actually up higher than expected last quarter.
ILB - September 27, 2009, 10:59 am
Yes, WTFO, it is Obama's economy now. Good thing he started with a balanced budget, a giant surplus of revenue, and,....oh wait, that was the economy Bush started with....my bad.
Todd Snyder - September 15, 2009, 7:54 pm
. . . and unemployment it at a 26 year high, the Chinese are PO'd at us, consumer spending is stagnant . . .
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:06 pm
Keep watching, ILB. I hope I'm wrong, but the band-aid fix actions that have been implemented are not likely to produce lasting effects. Also watch the inflation that will likely result from rampant printing of money. BTW it's Obama's economy now.
ILB - August 30, 2009, 4:53 pm
And here we are several months later, the stocks are rallying, cars are selling, cosumer confidence is up. A good start id say, of getting out of the HOLE started by King Bush.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 1:51 am
Not for long the way he's going. Remember, it's only been two months and look how far he's taken us into the hole.
Anon - March 29, 2009, 1:16 am
Not quite a monarchy yet, you still have more freedoms than the rest of England.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:39 am
I agree. Cool hat. As far as representation, I didn't hear anyone who wanted the govt to spend $800B in the "stimulus" or bail out autos, or anybody who supported all the pork in the omnibus. Sorry to be picky, though.
LogicDude - March 28, 2009, 9:36 pm
But based on the current investigations of those "representing" us, they aren't paying THEIR taxes...
HtD - March 28, 2009, 9:18 pm
Perhaps his best hat yet.


CALL TO ACTION! - 1. Go to www.votesmart.org and find mailing addresses for your Congressmen. 2. Send them just the strings and tags of tea bags. 3. Tell them to stop wasting our tax dollars!


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Robert - May 7, 2009, 2:10 pm
The networks didn't report them all because we had already heard itseveral times and they didn't think it will give them ratings(unlike the protests), also right wing media usually brings in Straw man leftists(sp?).
Marduke - April 17, 2009, 1:44 pm
I don't know what media you have been watching, but I've seen news reports and read in the papers when servicemen/women are killed. "If it leads then it bleeds" scenario, then it wouldn't matter who was president.
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 1:10 pm
when they were slobbering all over themselves to report the body count under Bush?
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 1:10 pm
Truly a sad state. I know ratings are usually king in the media "if it bleeds, it leads". But I also think ideology is taking over. Otherwise, why haven't the major news networks reported the 80+ servicemen to die in Iraq and Afghan since BHO took over...
Haarakkon - April 17, 2009, 12:22 pm
It truly *is* all about ratings. Most outfits have managed to avoid blatant commercialism, but that will change. Almost every story is doctored beyond recognition, virtually without exception.
Haarakkon - April 17, 2009, 12:16 pm
BTW, Fox is as hit and miss as any other news outfit. Half of the story is left out, and only about half of what's in is actually correct. That goes for all of 'em, on a well-reported story.
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 12:14 pm
Wow, that bad? You must have some good insight. Share?
Haarakkon - April 17, 2009, 12:09 pm
Trust the media? I used to work for ABC. Mainstream media is the last place I get my news. It's also why I no longer work in broadcasting.
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 11:56 am
definitely leans right, they do the best job in actually getting liberal guests on to provide both sides of political arguments so the folks can evaluate info from both sides. CNN, MSNBC and the networks are just pouring liberal kool-aid for you to drink.
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 11:54 am
wing extremists propped up by Fox News and dismissed them as "astroturf" instead of the grass roots effort it was. The day after, only FoxNews.com still had it as a topic on thier website. CNN and MSNBC are ignoring it. Don't trust the media. While Fox
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 11:52 am
The media bias is a dangerous thing in the US now. Instead of honestly presenting news, they've picked sides. Most media ignored the tea parties until the day of, then they poked fun at it and attacked the 383K people who attended as kooks, nuts, right-
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 11:51 am
...excuse me, I mean "learn more about the topic". As for tea bagging several people know what the term means. They were mad about the media ridiculing them since they've never ridiculed anti war, pro-choice, anti-bush, or environmental protesters.
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 11:49 am
entitlement programs and the "spreading of wealth around", they were against the huge bill tied to nationalized health care. They were against wasting of tax dollars in stupid pork projects. Visit the website taxdayteaparty.com and learn what you are
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 11:47 am
DC since it spanned two White Houses. I believe most people were against bailing out greedy CEOs but Congress and the Presidents passed TARP, and the "stimulus" bill which no one read before they spent $787B of our tax dollars. The parties are against
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 11:44 am
The tea parties were about Americans not wanting to be saddled and have thier kids saddled with this huge debt Congress and the White House is giving us by bailing out banks, autos, etc and the direction the govt is going. That applies to both parties in
Haarakkon - April 17, 2009, 11:37 am
I find it quite amusing. Why this year? Taxes up 95%? Mine aren't. I'm only missing that $300 check (oops, rebate) that Bush was buying votes with. BTW, free market? Yet we pitch a b**** fit when the banks support a candidate we don't? Doesn't wash.
BoneCD - April 17, 2009, 8:04 am
Because when you can afford to buy it (ala Trophy) then you can call it by what ever pet name you want. Further more who has time for High Tea when your out working for a living XXD
HtD - April 17, 2009, 3:31 am
I want to know how none of those conservatives knew what tea bagging means.
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 3:16 am
Estimates show that over 380,000 people showed up across all 50 states. And yet, Dems in Congress, President Obama and the liberal media (CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS) are either ignoring it or denegrating these concerned americans. Truly disgraceful.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:22 am
Some of it yes. But your tax dollars are being spent on our economy now and it isn't helping. Free market and capitalism is how to fix our economy in my opinion. The govt is just screwing the pooch right now.
agdaniele - March 28, 2009, 9:06 pm
My tax dollars went to rebuild Iraq's economy, not ours.


NOTHING IS REALLY WORK -




"PSST...SOMETHIN' SMELLS FISHY HERE" - And I'm not just talkin' 'bout me! Ha Ha ! I kid, I kid. Seriously though, where are we goin'?




IF PIGS COULD FLY -




IF I HAD ONE WISH - They Would Celebrate The German Victory Over Canada. After USA, Russia And Czech Republic Were Beaten By Germany. ... At Hockey!


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forseti - May 5, 2010, 7:07 am
This friday the hockey world championship starts in Germany with the biggest hockey game ever with more than 75,000 spectators (Germany - U.S.A.)! Don't miss our outright winning! *cough*
forseti - April 13, 2010, 7:48 am
i hate you all!!!!11111 LOL - but hey, we're great at other epic sports like... biathlon... or biathlon without guns... *puke*
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:23 pm
he shoots!!...wide, out side.
CANADA - April 12, 2010, 7:21 pm
Keep dreaming!
forseti - April 12, 2010, 6:36 pm
lol... but the amount of American Football (soccer...) fans increases, doesn't it?? I hope the world championship this year in Germany helps hockey to become more popular! It's a great sport!
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 6:01 pm
Probably about like finding American soccer fans.
forseti - April 12, 2010, 5:57 pm
probably, yes. they wear FOOTBALL-trikots, so you might be right. but - sadly - it's so much easier to find some of those than German hockey fans.
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 5:54 pm
Meh, aren't those soccer fans? Just wondering


SHHH... - There's something in the trees...


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Bob chin - December 8, 2008, 5:13 pm
Be vewerry, vewerry quiet, I tink it's wood.
Dale Cooper - October 26, 2008, 6:35 pm
The owls are not what they seem.


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Watch out y'all -


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mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 2:19 pm
That's okay, Silver! I don't think we'd fit! LOL!
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nnnn-nndjghidsghig GET YOUR OWN! bwahahaha all mine all mine all mine oooh shiny!
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 10:19 am
Now THAT'S a cuppa joe! Mind if I join you?
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:31 am
J-j-jitters 5L


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Maybe Baby -




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The Anti-Pet -




warning signs -


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mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:40 am
Unless daddy's a Marine! LOL! Luv this RL! Verrry twisted! 5L!


Ventilation & View -


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Thedge - November 7, 2014, 3:10 pm
Oops. That was supposed to go with poster #175814.
Thedge - November 7, 2014, 3:07 pm
THE RULES 1. ONE picture, ONE winner. ONLY the winner's poster is submitted to Motifake. 2. Posters must be submitted ON or BEFORE Friday. Votes must be submitted ON or BEFORE Saturday. 3. The winner announced on Sunday - required to post a new image


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